sleep paralysis

Sleep paralysis. It's amazing. Isn't it just great being tortured while you're sleeping? I love feeling trapped in my bed as Landerman starts to crawl up on my body. I love it. You guys understand? I am the king of sleep paralysis. Okay. Last night I had it twice. Twice in one night? Oh my god. Do you need therapy? Do you need someone to talk to? Oh, wait. I guess you're talking to us. Tuxie and I are charging 150 per minute. Put on Blaza's tab. Thank you, Blaza. I get it at least once a month. Bro, you have something wrong with you. You get objective. This story I'm about to tell you is unlike anything I've ever encountered. Ned, what is sleep paralysis, though? Oh, you don't know what sleep paralysis is? You're sleeping. You wake up, you can't move, you can't open your eyes. Or maybe your eyes are open. It doesn't matter. So, your body's asleep, but your mind's awake. Yeah, but your mind is also like half awake. So, you're like, why is this stupid? And also, your dreams come to real life. They come into your room.