Transmigrated as a Villainess, System Glitched—Now My Family Hears All My Gossipy Thoughts! #comedy

Are you high right now? Dou Ke. I'm a cripple. A cripple, you know. Stuck in this wheelchair, and you still won't let me go. Do you even realize I stayed up all night reading novels until eight in the morning? It totally killed me. Ow! Who the hell are you? Dou Ke. How much longer are you going to keep faking it? Dou Ke. I Isn't this the evil ex-wife of the second male lead, straight out of the trashy novels I binge at night? Oh my god. I'm dreaming. Dou Ke, it hurts, yeah? No kidding. Doesn't it hurt you? Well, that's it, God, I've time-traveled. I died binging a novel. Congratulations, host, the system has been activated. Host, I'm glad to be at your service. I'm Ji family's System 008. You can call me Ji Ba. Ji what Ba? Ji Ba. Ji Ba. Say Ji, not Ba. Let's keep things classy. Okay. My name was given by my programmer dad. I won't let you insult it. Well, that programmer must be a piece of work too. System, right?