'Big Bang Theory' Moments That Never Stopped Being Funny (Seasons 11–12)

Sometimes Amy doesn't do things because she's worried about how I'll react . First of all, it's not sometimes, it's always . Second, it's not Amy, it's everybody . And third, it's not news, it's well established . Yeah. Like just now, I wanted to get a croissant , but I didn't want to hear you say oo la . So, you're saying everyone walks on eggshells to spare my feelings ? No, of course not . Because we don't want to hear you complain about how much you hate the sound of crunching eggshells . I don't want my relationship with Amy to be like that . Sheldon, Amy knew what she was getting into . You think? Yes, we warned her . Well, regardless, I can change . Yeah, of course you can . Yeah. Everybody thinks I'm so predictable . Well, tomorrow I'm going to show up at work and do something no one will expect . Wear a baseball cap backwards to prove your point . Yes . But which hat? ? Gryffindor . Well, now that you guess it, I'm not going to do it . Yeah, you will . Yeah. I just talked to Sheldon . He apologized about the tests and asked me to be his best man . Uh, great . After all you've done for him, he should have asked you . And Amy's your best friend . I'm sure she'll come to her senses and pick you . Okay. She's not my best friend . We're not 12 . She wants Bernardet to be her maid of honor . I really don't care.