Brooklyn 99 Moments To Watch When Life Gets Too Serious

Shall we carve the turkey ? Get this dinner started ? I'm an excellent carver. Allow me . I think I can carve the turkey . After all, it is my house sitting right here in front of me . We have two turkeys . You can both carve one . Yes. [clears throat] Thank goodness for the second turkey . A very normal thing to have brought . This is actually very good because now everybody could see who cut the turkey better . You're on . Wow. Really mature . You're just saying that because you know my dad's going to win . As if . Hey, Roger. You like jokes ? Here's one. . I'd hate to be a passenger on one of your flights if you fly as slow as you cut a turkey . Riddle me this, Victor . Who sucks a carving turkey ? Thinks the rum is good when it's bad . You up top, Jake. . Joyous . Uh, Camila, did you put your stuffing in my ceramic ? I thought it was a bowl. It's art . What does that mean ? What did she say? ? She said it was a bowl , but she didn't know I understood Spanish . Very impressive . You learned that from one of your mistresses ? Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did