Female Bigfoot forced me to do it

This is where it happened. Back here in this dry creek bed. I was back here looking. I thought one of my dogs was back here. And I I was like, how how'd the dog get out of the yard? I saw a bunch of, you know, movement. And I And then I got back and well, maybe it's a deer. And then I I was worried about my dogs because there's a lot of Bigfoot and Sasquatch in this area. I I didn't have a gun with me. And so I I got back here and that's when I saw the female Sasquatch. She tore out of the bushes, knocked me down on the ground, and I I thought she was going to kill me, you know? I'm like I'm like grabbing for a gun. And then I realized I didn't bring a gun with me. I didn't have a dog with me. I was back here by myself. I was terrified. I I I was actually I was so terrified. It was so scary. And I wouldn't be back here right now except I I feel the need to like get over my fear and and what happened. And what happened was as soon as I was knocked down on the ground, she starts ripping my clothes off me. She did. She pulled my pants off me and I'm like, "Oh, great. What? What? She's going to kill me. They're going to find my naked body here." It's worse. It's worse. As soon as she got my pants off me, she started like jerking the ween. And I'm like, whoa, you know, that's not going to work. You know, what are you doing? And then the next thing I know, keep in mind, this is a big Sasquatch, like a comparable to like a big hairy Russian woman. I mean, she was big. She was like, you know, 7 and 1/2, 8t tall and hairy. And so I'm down there on the ground.