Mario Adrion: My Struggle | Full Comedy Special
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If Hitler knew that people are comparing him to Donald Trump , he'd be so pissed, dude . Dude, he'd be furious . Can you imagine? ? Yeah. He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] IS THIS [ __ ] HUH? THIS GUY LIKE ME ? HUH? He ? He dodged THE DRAFT . I FOUGHT in World War I. He's fighting diabetes, TOO . NEIN!" . HITLER'D BE SO PISSED, just screaming up there in heaven, you know . Oh, man . [laughter] I'm kidding, guys . Obviously, Hitler's not in heaven . He's obviously down there in Argentina . [music and cheering] Ooh, what's up, you picky [ __ ] [cheering] Appreciate that . Thanks for trusting me, okay ? Thanks for trusting a German comedian . Yeah. Cuz I . Cuz I know we Germans are not known for the ha-has, necessarily . Yeah, uh we're known for the ouchies . But [laughter] But I'm tired of these stereotypes , and tonight I'm going to prove to all of you guys that we Germans are VERY FUNNY . [cheering] [applause] JOKE NUMBER ONE . [laughter] THAT'S HOW people think we sound . People think we Germans are fully autistic , which, to be fair, we are a little autistic, okay ? We're very organized. We . We can't show our feelings . We love trains. . [laughter] But I think that every country can be associated with some sort of mental condition, right ? Russia is chronic depression