Haaland Lost All His Aura in Just 3 Days

Okay, bro. So, Norway might have dropped the coldest picture prior to this World Cup dressing up as actual Vikings, but just 3 days later they had their first training session in North Carolina and it dead ass looking like the entire squad was suffering from heatstroke. They literally had to cut the training short because the players couldn't take it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I know North Carolina is a freaking hot pot during the summer, but they really lost all that aura overnight. They played Morocco in a friendly yesterday and the Norwegians were wearing ice packs around their necks and you could see Haaland was struggling. And shout out to whoever thought having black away kits was a good decision, bro. They're all going to be looking like well-done short ribs by halftime. At this point, man, the group stage draw doesn't matter to them. The real draw is whether Norway gets an evening kickoff or not. My man [music] Haaland grew up in a country where 18° is considered a heatwave. Now, FIFA wants him playing in the American summer. Yeah, this going to be cinematic for sure. Bro spends 9 months a year looking at clouds and now he's expected to play football in a giant air fryer. Bro, I just know that water break during the games this World Cup is going to be freaking euphoric for them. People keep asking if Norway can win the World Cup. Brother, let's first see if they can survive Florida.