**P5R** – Staru gets traumatized by Madou Magi’s cute characters and gets suspicious of them. *w*

*"Oh, cute? Wait, just like that?"* The cute mascot taught me well—**stay away from it.** That’s why simpletons get screwed. Maybe I’ll team up with you for a little sneaky business. *Yeah!* Just one hit and I’m done. I pull off my glasses, rip off the mask—**a Persona pops out from behind!** Everyone’s falling for me. *Please use me.* What’s going on with the real person? *Next time, it’s you.* **Yeah!** *You’re trash.* **I’m better.** *You’re a coward.* **Run away?** *No way!* You’ll stay here forever. **You’re trash.** *Now, let’s go.*