Dr. Tomoe – Re-recording by Dim Makup (full version)
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My brilliant plan: We’ll adopt a cat, care for it well, feed it on time. When it gets sick, we’ll take it to the clinic—fill the bowl with milk and rush to the shelter. Listen, here’s a joke: Parents gave me a *Young Alchemist* set. I poured shampoo—now I’ll mix it with this tea liquid (green tea). Wait, where’s the leech? *Oh, just kidding!* Okay, here’s another one: People are like knives—sharp, clever, or dull. (*laughs*) [music] *Dull people* [__]—again, no beer. I tried making strawberry, but it didn’t work. There’s a snack: hazelnuts. No beer? Let’s try hazelnuts—your mission: find me some beer. *Galileo* starts soon! Hurry up, hazelnut! Find the *best* strawberry beer. Finally, I’ve grown up—my taste has matured too. Today’s lesson: I’ve adopted ducks! One’s Roberto, two’s Margarita, three’s Roman. The fourth, we’ll name together. *Remember: ducks are useful for exams and life!* Now, practice the sound of an attacking duck—*heavier than two razors!* Oops, maybe three razors? *Oof!*