**Cem Yılmaz | Melis İşiten’s *Already the Show***

**The Migros app already delivers Melis İşiten’s *show*. One day, Cem Yılmaz arrives—no one denies it. Cem, have you seen him? We laugh at home, even if it’s awkward. Welcome! How did you leave? Why say “goodbye” to so many beautiful women? *Fir* (laughs). Look at me. Why are you dragging me into this? *Rosicosan* adventure quest? My son, go home and sleep. *Enough laughter*—I’ll read the next line. What a waste of time! Now, let’s test your personality—*personality test*—I’m kidding. *Aww.* Oh, look how many people are here! I’d never act this cool. *1. 125 alone.* For example, I gather 250–3,000 people every evening. My name’s *Cem*—meaning “gathering.” So many *Cemans*… (Arapic wordplay). My personality? *Keşke* (if only) I weren’t alone. No one guesses when I leave any setting.