This watermelon is hilarious!

Can I check this watermelon before I buy it? Please. Ow, you're hitting me! Hey, what is that? Stop hitting him. But I'm just checking if it tastes good. Why are you hitting me? This is anti-watermelon assault. What is that? What are you doing to him? I'm just checking the watermelon. Stop that immediately. I have the right to check the watermelons before I buy them. Fine, I'm calling the police. Call the police. Okay, I'm calling. What is this giant policeman doing? What is that? What's going on here? This customer is hitting the watermelons. Sir, you are under arrest. What? Why? I just wanted to check if the watermelon tastes good. This man hit me, officer. I'm disgusted too. I'm innocent. They're framing me. Tell that to the judge. [Music] Buy me, I taste good. Buy me. I don't know. Are you sure you taste good? Buy me, please. Okay, then I'm buying you.