Crazy soy milk?!

Bro, that's so cool! I'm new here. The fridge just bought me. Oh no, wow, that's so cool, bro. It's happening again, bro. I'm going to stay here forever, bro. I'm happy. Tell him what happened to the last soy milk, bro. Don't, don't tell him. I'm a fridge. I can't believe it. I'm excited! Hey, what's up, bro? Don't eat me. This apple looks spoiled to me. I'll throw it in the trash. They threw it in the trash? I can't believe it. That's how it is, bro. Nothing to do. So they threw me in the garbage too? They threw me in the garbage? No way, bro! No way! What luck! Of course they threw you in the garbage, bro, like the last soy milk. What was it like the last soy milk? What was there before? Another soy milk? I can't believe it, and they threw that one in the trash too! What? What? I don't believe it. Do you see the trash can?