What socialism is, explained with bananas

Rich monkey has 100 bananas. Poor monkey has none. Poor monkey watches Rich monkey eat bananas while he searches for peels in the trash. He wonders why. Rich monkey was born into a family with a giant plantation. Poor monkey was born under a rock, with no trees, nothing. One day, a political monkey appears in the square. He climbs onto a wooden platform, shouts that the situation is unfair. He proposes distributing bananas among everyone, from each according to ability, to each according to need. Sounds good. Poor monkeys applaud, rich monkeys run away. That is called socialism. The political monkey explains the plan. Instead of each monkey having their own trees, all trees will belong to everyone. No one will be an individual owner. The entire community owns the plantation. Everyone works together. Everyone receives according to needs. Large families receive more bananas. Single monkeys receive less, but no one starves. Poor monkeys are excited. Finally, they will have bananas. Middle-class monkeys hesitate, but sign up. Rich monkeys try to hide bananas—too late. The Banana Revolution has begun. The political monkey forms a government. He takes control of all plantations. He tells each monkey where to work. Strong monkeys go to harvesting. Smart monkeys go to planning. Charismatic monkeys go to propaganda. Monkeys who protest go to a deserted island.